Hot or not

I saw this gorgeous guy on Friday. Yummy Spanish accent, beautiful eyes, niiiiiiice arms, sexy smile, mmmmmm.

Too bad he had boobs.

And I'm not talking about "pecs." These were boobs. As soon as he turned away from me it was like "bam," there they were. Boobs. A little jiggly and a little saggy, too. Thank goodness I caught that just in time.

'Tis a shame, truly.

Ryan assures me that Vin Diesel will never have this booby problem. Oh my God, Vin!

Did you all catch him on the MTV Europe music awards? I let Peru-girl in on what she had missed.

"Vin was on the awards. Mmmm, Vin. Did you watch it?"

"No, I didn't realize."

"He was wearing a leather kilt."

"WHAT?"

"It looked soooo damn good."

"I never said I didn't like the mental image." Ohhhh yeah.