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For some reason there are a lot of you gentlemen messaging me on ICQ and Friendster hailing from Turkey. Turkey and Egypt.

Why are you all from there?

There's a reason why I haven't added you to my contact list. There's a reason why I won't say "Hi." I have a sneaking suspicion that all of you are suffering from yellow fever. Please go away.

Or maybe you're all internet robots. In either case, leave me alone.

I think I'd be a very popular girl in the middle east. Tasty Iraqis and Turkish men looking for "friends" and Egyptians, too. Craziness.