Wiggle it, just a little bit

I read this on another Filipina's blog. The girl actually lives there in the Philippines.

Magnolia, a national dairy company (ah good old Magnolia, you pay a hefty premium to get just one litre of their ice cream over here in Calgary...and even then it came from California and not the Philippines) is selling "Magnolia Jelly Tongues."

A sex toy, you ask? No no, my friends! It's a popsicle that turns "wiggly" after a few minutes. The sexual connotations of enjoying a popsicle have just gotten a whole lot stronger. Now not only do you suck on the things, but you can french it, too.

I wonder if they'll import THAT here to Calgary.