Snippets

Quotes from last night

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Two more inches and I'd be topless!

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Awww, her skirt is so short. It's so cute!

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I leave you for two minutes and look what happens!

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"What kind of guy do you like? Point some guy out in here and we'll go get him for you."
"Well, I like the big strong types. Kind of like Vin Diesel."
"Hmm, there aren't a lotta Vin Diesel types around here."
"So I've noticed."

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"I've got one Cowboy Cocksucker left."
"Alright, give it to me."
"Is that the same as a blowjob?"
"I don't know, it's yummier in my opinion."

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My car is so steamy, it's cute!

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"Do you girls pay cover when you come here?"
"Always." (Though not technically)
"Alright, you're coming with me."
*thinking to myself* "He's our cover charge pimp?! But we've already been in and paid!" (In retrospect, I should've traded his cover offer for a free drink)

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Shift change!

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"How old are you, darlin'?"
"24"
*reflective pause* "18? You don't say!"

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Do you love the life you're living? Yes or no. Yes or no. Yes or no.

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Hey ladies, no mattress mambo tonight, ok?

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You sleep all cutely!