War...what is it good for?

So I don't educate myself about this war with all the available resources...but could it be possible that this war makes even less sense than me and my friends? (Name has been changed to protect the innocent)

Faboo LADI: Your dollar went up yesterday, I was pissed.
"Mijo": maybe because were about to get some new oil
Faboo LADI: perhaps, and that gives me further reason to be pissed, though
Faboo LADI: What if I liked your couch so I messed up your apartment just so I could claim the couch?
"Mijo": then id suicide bomb your momma!