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Your Daily Horoscope for March 18, 2003

Dear LEAH,
Love matters have been going very well for you recently, LEAH, but today you could find yourself alone, and unable to reach a current or potential romantic interest. This could bring about a first twinge of blues, which up until now seem to have passed you by. But don't waste time feeling down. Find something to distract you until your friend is able to come around and see you. Then you can have a little fun.

Oddly enough, I could see this pertaining to a certain someone...but I'm not feeling THAT bummed about it. Weirdness.