I'm soooooo embarassed

Quel horreur!

Ladies, oh god this is humiliating, but consider this a public service announcement.

DO NOT BUY "DISCO DOT" UNDERWEAR. I don't care how cute you think it is.

It's like there's a party in my pants, and not the fabulous kind. Eventually the disco dots meander their way down my pant legs and sprinkle their festive cheer all over the place.

Co-worker looking at all the little plastic confetti-like pieces all over the carpet says to me "Where'd all these dots come from???"

"I have no idea! Housekeeping must've had problems with their vaccuum or something last night." I stare at my computer screen with fascination and feign complete preoccupation. I'm so busy I can't even look at the dots she speaks of.