Relaaaaaax

Thank goodness Spydermonkey enlightened me on the situation.

Yesterday morning my alarm clock roused me from my sleep with a scary voice shrieking "Dr. Sataaaaan! Dr. Sataaaaaan!"

Believe you me, I'd like to think that I'm a big strong girl by now, but I was so shook up over the whole thing I felt like hurling my alarm clock across the room and hiding under my comforter in the fetal position. Today I found out it was an ad for the upcoming film "House of 1000 Corpses."

Why must they play horror movie ads on the radio? I had a similar experience a few years back when I woke up to the theme melody of The Exorcist. *shudders*