And you don't stop

Sifting through my closet last night I found one of my favorite skirts. This skirt is my chum, my pal. We've got a symbiotic relationship. I fulfill skirt's purpose in life, and in return it gets me compliments.We are like Eminem and Dr. Dre....I think.

I get to work. "That's such a cute skirt!" - Why, thank ya!

I get to the pool. Daisy goes "I totally forgot how much I love your skirt." - Yes yes, I know.

We go do some shopping. Random girl stops me mid-shop. "I love your skirt." - Absolutely, it rocks out.

I would wear that skirt everyday just to get all those compliments. A girl's gotta get the ego-strokes where she can. But that'd be ridiculous, I've got other players on my all-star team of a wardrobe.

"Feed me, Seymour."