Fate, who'dathunkit? I realized us bloggers have found one another for a reason, and the reason is this: (Note: I may get kicked out of the league for revealing the master plan. This is serious top secret information, keep it on the hush hush.)
bing and kool keith are in the midst of preparations for complete world domination. Being superheroes, this should be a slice for the duo. However, they need a cover so they're superhero efforts go undetected. Hmm, where to turn, where to turn?
Enter M, better known as Moxie. She is the wealthy benefactor of a top secret female crime fighting organization. An ass-kicking force to give Tony's xbi a run for their money.
Recruited by Coyote, three girls become foxy secret agents. The first is Ang, the logistics expert in all our operations. Knowing several languages she is able to seduce all the baddies into submission. Next up is Sahalie. The group's explosives expert as well as hypnotist extraordinaire. Do not stare directly at her belly dancing shimmies, you have been forewarned. Finally we have yours truly, a club-going martial arts expert. The enemy scoffs at the fact that she is only trained in Tae-Bo when secretly she has been training under Zak who we all know is studying in ninja school.
Together the trio of vixens become "Coyote's Angels." Every morning the girls get dolled up and eat their breakfast. Then it is off to the speakerbox where they are greeted with a "Good morning, angels!" to which they reply "Good morning, Coyote!" They are given their mission for the day and go greet the morning in full crime-fighting spirit. Of course, the girls need a little bit of supervision. Enter Ronnie as Bosley and Joe as Bernie Mac.
Seeing as they are not superheroes like bing and kool keith, the girls need a little help every now and then. Sepi keeps on the lookout in Los Angeles to ensure the xbi do not get in the way of the missions. Kaetlan and Desiree keep on the lookout here in Canada. (Which, believe me, is no easy task considering the huge space and spread out population.) Annika and Greg take care of all the legal matters. Otherwise, all the beat up baddies and the blown-up buildings would create a whole slew of lawsuits for the Angels.
Some of you may be thinking: "Those poor Angels, having to do all the dirty work for bing and kool keith!" But don't feel too too bad, folks. I mean, when was the last time anyone ever complained about girls getting dirty???
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