"All my friends know the lowrider."

You know, those cute boyleg briefs for girls rock, particularly for that extra little bit of coverage and warmth for your tushie on a cold winter day.

They do NOT rock, however, when they keep riding down due to previously mentioned lack of butt curvature to grab on to. Geez.

And I thought I was through with troublesome underwear after the "disco dot" fiasco.